Experts have now been warning about the dangers of global warming for sometime now.Major floods, droughts, tornadoes,volcanoes ..ok may be not volcanoes. But you know the whole story that the sea levels will rise by 50 metres thus submerging great coastal cities like new york.
Off course human ingenuity will again rescue us of these dire consequences.One such suggestion is by Jeremy Clarkson. To reduce the level of sea water, the suggestion is to build a pipe with one end submerged in the ocean and the other end left open in space. Did I mention a long pipe? This he says will not require any energy at all because space will create the necessary pressure difference and suck and spew water into empty space forever.
Brilliant!!
Who knows these earth escaped water particles may go on to distant planets and one day and create life,liberty and pursuit of happiness in far aways lands!!!
Experts have said that over the next 50 years the temperature will increase by about 1.3 degree Celsius around the world. A conference of meteorologists and temperature experts have suggested that a new scale be created in which 1.3 degrees is set to 0 degrees, thus negating the temperature rise.
Or that at the exact same moment we get the communist party of china to get 1.3 billion Chinese jumping up and down, thus throwing the earth off course and taking it just a little further away from the sun.
In a related news item, arjun singh has suggested that we reserve upto 50 degrees celsius for underprivileged. This he says will somehow fix the warming issue.Experts have said that this makes no sense and are going to go to supreme court.
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